Saturday, January 25, 2014
Sarcastic Note From a Smartass Artist
Don't get me wrong, I love my regular customers - I really do! I think it's very nice of them to give me gifts on a regular/semi-regular basis. Flowers - yes! They're beautiful and they cheer me up if I'm having a bad day. Chocolates - a definite Anne pleaser every time!
Today, one man gave me a huge hunk of bread and told me to pour olive oil over it, add cheese and tomatoes, and then bake it. It will make delicious bruschetta, he said. Another man gave me a bag of croiisants.
Both gifts were very kind and thoughtful, and it touched me that these people held me with such high regard as to bring me these treats. And yet, because I had only made $15.00 today, I thought perhaps some cosmic joke was being played upon me - especiallyy because of the gift of a huge loaf! I wanted money and got "bread" which is made from "dough".
Very funny, whoever you are, very funny indeed! Hopefully, I'll get more of the other type of bread next week!
I'm tired, and suddenly don't feel very well.
I yearn for my bed and my cats ....