Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Guest Post: Sir Lancelot

I'm tired, I'm stressed out, I'm a bit ill, and all I want to do is chill out and finish my painting.  So here is a guest post by Simone Schmidt:

Hello,  I myself am a little stressed out today, but I am so happy to sit next to Anne right now and write in lieu of Anne.   Anne and I have been a little obsessed with HOUSE lately, not only because Hugh Laurie is one of the most compelling specimens ever to have walked this wretched earth, but because of the whacko graphics.  Sometimes while I'm assisting Anne with her medication I consider her innards, zoomed up, like marvelous ruby coasts, washing with stomach acids, and peppermint mochafrappuccinos of yesterday, and then very quickly I zoom back out to my hand which is assisting with the medication.  To be a PSW is a very fine job, especially for Anne Abbott, because she is very kind and considerate as an employer.  I have worked many a job and have not found as much honour or dignity in any of them.  Often I pretend to be a knight when I assist Anne.  Now I am 100% against the monarchy, but in the moment, I pretend that we are in King Arthur's Court, and I don't so much mind being told what to do by my boss.   I also am 100% anti-authoritarian, and yet I love to take direction from Anne.  How does any of this make sense?  Simple.

Anne is a magician hypnotist.

 Thank you and good night,
Sir Lancelot

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