My Internet Sucks Today

Internet!  You foul, sluggish beast, you!  Did you party too much over the weekend and have a massive hangover?  Tough!  I have work to do!  I need to reply to emails and order more cards. Bloody hell!

Perhaps I`ll boot you in the butt by turning my computer off and on. If that doesn`t work, maybe I`ll unplug and plug you.

I love you and I hate you! Why can`t you behave yourself?!