Wednesday, July 22, 2015
A Brief Conversation
M: Is your frappe ok?
Me (with a smile): Uh-huh.
M: It wasn't the regular guy who made it. You know the one we were chatting to yesterday outside of Maple Leaf Gardens.
Me: Uh-huh. I like him.
M: Me too. Well, it was the other guy who made your drink today. You know the guy. He's East Indian too, but taller and less gay.
Me: Mmm ....
M (with a chuckle): Well, actually, I'm not sure if he's gay or not. He seems kind of straight .... (after a pause) I tend to like hanging out with gay people. Straight people just seem kind of boring.
Me: Mmm .... (sudden realization hits me) Hey, I'm straight!
M: Yeah, but you're ok because you're weird.