A Brief Conversation

M:  Is your frappe ok?

Me (with a smile):  Uh-huh.

M:  It wasn't the regular guy who made it.  You know the one we were chatting to yesterday outside of Maple Leaf Gardens.

Me:  Uh-huh. I like him.

M:   Me too.  Well, it was the other guy who made your drink today.  You know the guy.  He's East Indian too, but taller and less gay.

Me: Mmm ....

M (with a chuckle):  Well, actually, I'm not sure if he's gay or not.  He seems kind of straight .... (after a pause)  I tend to like hanging out with gay people.  Straight people just seem kind of boring.

Me:  Mmm .... (sudden realization hits me) Hey, I'm straight!

M:  Yeah, but you're ok because you're weird.

Me:  Thanks.