Sunday, August 24, 2014

Remingtons XXX



Lucy, Me, and Meaghan

 This post is X-rated, so if you're kind of squeamish skip this one ....

Last Wednesday night was hilarious and kind of weird. Sure, it was hot too (because of all of the naked men dancing around) but it was mostly hilarious and weird.

Before I went to Remington's I had Lucy scope it out for me, so I knew it had lots of stairs up inside. Because of this, I knew I couldn't take my power wheelchair. So, I came up with this idea of bringing my commode/shower chair to Remington's. This meant that Lucy drove her car to my building and put me in the passenger seat and my commode/shower chair in the trunk, and she and her friend Meaghan and I went to Remington's. Once there, Lucy carried up the chair and then me afterwards. I'm not sure what the management and the strippers thought of all this production! Management seemed grumpy to have somebody like me at their establishment, but the male strippers on the whole, were super friendly and nice to all of us.

I have to admit that I kept comparing Remington's to the Tropicana. The Tropicana had much more professional and choreographed stage performances. Plus, ahem, they had cock rings on so they wouln't deflate. However, at Remington's they only had very small stage with a brass pole in the middle. Some guys were fantastic dancers and used the pole to turn upside down walk on ceiling. But, there were a few men who had just a couple of dance moves and basically did "helicoptors". There was one guy who reminded me of Adam Sandler who just could not get it up. I love hot naked men with cocks, but that Adam Sandler look-alike almost ruined it for me (I also saw this guy licking some guy's face on his break, and that didn't gross me but it sure was weird!)

For the most part, I had a fantastic time! Most of the dancers were very friendly and came over to chat with me or kiss me or to rub parts of their anatomy on me. Meaghan very generously gave me lots of dollar bills so I could stuff them down the dancers underwear.

There was one dancer I had a crush on who was more charming then the rest, and he gave me a lap dance. That was the highlight of my night! (thank you, Dameon!)

Will I go again? You bet your ass I will!






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