Happiness is

... getting my flaming new commode after 6 long months! Yahoo! I can't believe it!

After 6 loooooooooooooooooooooonnng months, HME finally delivered it to me today. Was it worth the wait? YES!!! It has a stainless steel frame so it'll never get rusted out, its height is adjustable, and the seat is very nicely padded so my ass won't get sores on it any more.